Friday, May 2, 2014

Things you shouldn't do with library books

1. Don't use your library books to squash bugs. If you do please be kind enough to clean it off so that your friendly library worker doesn't have to scrape off mummified ant corpses months later.

2. Don't read your library books in the tub. Two reasons - if you drop it in the water it will never dry right and steam treatment makes the pages very damp and it will never dry right. Your friendly library worker can tell immediately when your book has been tubbed. We will charge you for the book.

3. Dear library patrons. There are times when you completely stump us. How exactly do you get gunk (i.e food, sand, etc) between the cover of the book and the plastic jacket? Sincerely your perplexed library worker. 

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