Smoking is an expensive habit but we do live in a free country and you are more than welcome to smoke to your hearts content. Well maybe. Just please don't chain smoke while reading library books. Quite honestly we probably won't charge you for a smoky smelling book. But we know in a moment if you're a chain smoker, medium smoker, or light smoker based on the smell and your friendly library worker just prefers books that smell like books.
Bubblegum. It's tasty, it's bubbly, it's habit forming and it's really hard to get off of books. Us library people are legitimately thankful for goo gone.